May 11, 2006
New Design and Bail Money....

 

Yay!! Took for.ev.ER, but I finally got all the pages ported over to the new design! I hope y'all like it.

During the process, I noticed how many entries and images were lost and/or missing during the Hacker Crap, so all should be back to normal now. The one I am most happy about finding was the One With the Badly Translated DVDs from Hong Kong. I'd love to be able to find more of these. If any of you know where to find them (without flying overseas) please Send Me a Note.

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So we were watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs tonight. Well...actually, George was watching and I was aching to get this redesign finished up, so I was only partially paying attention. Suddenly, during a commercial break, I heard George start huffing and mumbling....

George: "Ooooooh great. That is JUST what the world needs"

Gracie: "What? What was that?"

George: "Scrolling marquee sign for your CAR. Can you beLIEVE that?? Like we EVEN need that!"

Gracie: "oooooOOOOOOOoooo!"

George: "NO"

Gracie: "Ohhhh I HAVE to have that"

George: "NO"

Gracie: "Think of what we could DOOOO!"

George: "NO"

Gracie: "To be able to tell people to get off my ASS? To tell 'em HANG UP AND DRRIIIIVVVE!?? OHHHHHH I HAVE to HAVE that!!"

George: "Yeah, but isn't it usually the people in FRONT of you that you're mad at and would want to say those things to?"

Gracie: "You don't think I could put one of those bad boys in the front window??"

George: *Snorts and shakes his head*

Gracie: "...And and I could put one in my cube at WORK and and one out the side window at [asshole neighbor who I promise to write about one of these days]"

George: "iiiii...."

Gracie: "I could even wear one around my NECK! ...even..."

George: "Sweetie...I don't have enough BAIL money for you to have one of those signs"

Tch.

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You know, it is scary how many Sonic commercials are like windows into our lives. And by 'our', I mean George and me.

The latest one? A man and woman are in their car at Sonic and she mentions something about how they're both on the same page, cosmically. He asks her "Well...what am I thinking, then?" and she says: "You're thinking 'how many tater-tots can I fit into my mouth before an ambulance has to be called?'" and his eyes get wide and he comments on how eerie that is. And...George and I crack up and --at the same time-- laugh about how many of their commercials are indicative of the conversations we have and how they simply MUST have hidden cameras around our homes and cars.

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