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Note: I am switching the Notification List to Yahoo Groups with the hope that it will be more reliable (read: Not waiting 18 hours from the time I hit 'Send' to distribute the emails.) To that end, I will be sending 'Invite' mails to each person on the current notification list within the next week or two to switch you over to the new list. You are free to decline the invitation if you wish, but you will no longer receive the update notifications and really, why would you want to miss that??
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I am typing this on Monday, July 5 since we have the day off. Don't go holdin' it against me, but I need to blather on for a moment about my good fortune. We finally got the pool all cleaned up and ready for swimming, and that is exactly what I've been doing for the last 2 hours. My fingers are nice and pruny and, despite the fact that it's nearing 100 degrees (91 to be exact, and it's almost 5:30 in the evening), I didn't want to go back inside. This was surprising even to me, as I not only hate the heat, but am wildly allergic to the sun. I swell up and bruise and get wicked migraines, so I rarely leave the house during summer days. For whatever reason, my body cooperated today and I am enjoying the day while in it, rather than from my couch looking out. I even went so far as to purchase a 100 foot network cable and an extension cord and am currently sitting by the pool under the patio furniture's lovely umbrella. I should admit, though, that my enjoyment comes less from the lovely day than due to the fact that I can smoke out here since George enacted a new House Rule that there was to be no more tobacco partaking within our walls. Hmph. So anyway, Hi!
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I had a dream the other night. Yeah...I know. Don't worry, though, you won't be disappointed. I am still juuuuust as screwed up as always.
I dreamt that I was being stalked by Lars Ulrich. Yes, THAT Lars Ulrich. I don't know. What's even better about the dream is that he was a homeless person and was dressed in an old 1800's-style 3 piece suit and it was not quite red and not quite pink, just a sort of faded-reddish color. Bizarre. He kept following me everywhere I went, even into the grocery store, where each time I looked at him he would quickly divert his gaze and pretend to be perusing the bulletin board at the front of the store where people advertise for roommates and lost pets and such.
Personally I think that stalking Gracie is a MUCH better occupation than playing guitar and whining about kids downloading Metallica songs. He should consider making it a full-time career.
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Am I the only person on the planet who understands that, when driving, you are supposed to pay a-fuckin-tention?! I swear I think I must be, because it seems that everyone else that drives in my state is required only to talk on their damned cellphones, apply makeup, pick their noses, nearly run over Harley riders, and just generally fuck off; anything other than driving. This is especially true of the people that are first in line at any and all stoplights. It seems that they forget that THEY are in charge of getting traffic moving. I'm sure they are aware that, at some point, the light will in fact be turning that magically color o' green, alerting those with BRAINS to begin moving. Not my fellow drivers, though, nope. Uh-uh. When you're first in line at the light in GEORGIA you are apparently considered a dumbass if you pay-a-fuckin-tention. You don't even have to do any of the actions above! No, no, you could do what some people have come to love: Stare directly at the stoplight, but ignore its changed status and don't move your vehicle until 2 seconds before it turns red again.
Humans suck.
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Glenn Link o' the Day: The only text he sent along with this item was: *snort*.
I hope you enjoy it half as much as I did.
You will need a pdf reader to view this. If you need the reader you can download a free copy at this page of Adobe's site.
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We were watching the Celebrity Poker Tournament (on Comedy Central) today and The Kiddo was hanging out with us when a commercial for CortiSlim appeared on the tube. One of the lines uttered by the idiot Doctor (who in one radio commercial admits to not being an M.D.) regarding other diet pills is: "....you're not losing fat, just unnecessary weight."
The Kiddo felt the need to comment. To wit: "Uuuummm...isn't that what 'fat' is...unnecessary weight....?"
Heh.
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Someone Arrived Here Searching For: Fart Me in the Face Please [ What happened to good ole peeing on someone?? ]
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