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The date up above is Friday the 23rd, but as I type this, it's Thursday evening around 6:00.
So tomorrow is Butt-Cam day and I'm just not too thrilled about it. I know it probably won't be nearly as bad as I fear, but I'm still not looking forward to it.
Also, I'm freakin' hungry. Haven't eaten since Wednesday night around 7:00 and can't eat until Friday afternoon. Ohhh, I'm allowed a few things; things like orange popsicles and water and gatorade. But have you ever noticed how good things sound when you are NOT allowed to have them? Sucks.
As an example, I offer the following:
George sent me a neat link earlier, and here is our email conversation:
-----Original Message-----
From: George
Sent: Thursday, July 22, 2004 1:39 PM
To: Gracie
Subject: pretty freakin cool if you ask me, not that you did...
http://slate.msn.com/id/2104087/fr/ifr/
-----Original Message-----
From: Gracie
Sent: Thursday, July 22, 2004 1:44 PM
To: George
Subject: RE: pretty freakin cool if you ask me, not that you did...
Very interesting, indeed; though I find it slightly alarming that every third word was cheeseburger.
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Next we will view another email thread, but not between George n' Gracie. Nope. This is to a company that I ordered something totally useless from about a month ago, and it still hasn't shipped. Every few days I get the same email:
-----Original Message-----
From: customerservice@aninternetsite.com
To: Gracie
Sent: Thu Jul 22 14:18:28 2004
Subject: Short Back Order
Dear Customer,
We are currently experiencing a short delay with your order due to high
demand for this product(s), This item is presently in transit to our
warehouse. We do expect to ship your order shortly.
Thank you for your patience.
Customer Service
-----Original Message-----
From: Gracie
Sent: Thursday, July 22, 2004 2:26 PM
To: 'customerservice@aninternetsite.com'
Subject: Re: Short Back Order
It's been in transit for a month...thought the Pony Express was dead. Is it *ever* going to ship?
See...if I could just EAT I would be soooo much nicer.
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The next snapshot is between my brother's future wife and Gracie. It's in re: tomorrow's colonoscopy procedure.
Shatonya: I have the day off tomorrow, so feel free to call me if you need ANYTHING...well, within reason...I will not apply any cream, ointment, or antibiotic cream to your tushy.
Gracie: Tch! What kinda friend ARE you then??
Shatonya: All right. I'll do it IF I have a pair of rubber gloves and I'm real drunk, how 'bout that? See? I compromised...which means that I am not a man.
Gracie: True...true. But WHY the rubber gloves? Do you have some sort of idea that my ass is contagious?? Besides...after the crap they're forcing me to ingest today, there won't be anything LEFT to muss it up.
Shatonya: Regardless, it's icky. Plus, the rubber will be easier on your sensitive area, versus the leather ones I COULD use. I was only thinking about YOU.
I think everyone's brother should marry a Shatonya. It's really fun!
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The final conversation is an email exchange between my mother and me. Perhaps you will be able to see where I get it from:
Gracie's Mom: "So......when do you get to start the colonic flush? Heh Heh."
Gracie: "Today. yay! fun! I get to have no real food - just clear liquids and orange popsicles all day. this evening I have to drink half the posphate-soda mixture and begin shitting my brains out. Woohoo!!"
Gracie's Mom: "Is George going with you?"
Gracie: "Yepper. He = good guy. :) "
Gracie's Mom: "Yup. Either that or he just wants to be near when you have a hose shoved up your ass. Luv Ya, Mom."
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Glenn's Link O' the Day: This has been my favorite picture for about 6 years now. Glenn sent it to me today, and I just had to share it with you all. Cuz I love ya.
Look for this in Kroger next time you're in there.
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All right. That's it for me today. Think good thoughts for me on Friday, the 23rd of Joo-Lie. And don't try n' be cute with the thoughts where you hope my anesthesiologist is hot and forces me to fart before I can leave or anything. NOT COOL.
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Someone Arrived Here Searching For: Publix Porn [I'm ashamed to admit that I did a search at google.com after seeing this in my hits list juuuust to see what came up.]
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