The Thrust in Three Parts

Thrust ONE - scare animals and small children.




Thrust TWO, crotchal area somewhat normal again.




Aaaaand thrust THREE...never have sex again.
(it looks like it's beckoning, doesn't it?? Like it
just walks around town like that, bumping into men
all over and, in a French accent, calls out
cahhhm tooo meeee, caaahhhm to my crotch!)





Please don't ask me why the crotchal area had a
French accent. Things SPEAK to me, okay?? Wait.
I'm implying that crotches SPEAK to me. Great.
Y'know what? Leave me alone.




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