Real People Doing Hip Hop Abs

No means NO, mister!!




Knees are NOT meant to be positioned at such different angles at the same time!!




Everybody do the Corky Clap!!




George is convinced he's thinking: "I am SO gettin' laid when this comes out!!"




Nobody noticed the scary grandma off to the side, wearing
zebra camouflage capri pants and wristbands
(do wrists REALLY sweat that much??)




Opie in back there couldn't decide if he was arrogant or embarrassed.
I'm leaning more toward the latter since he so often scratched the
back of his head uncomfortably whenever the camera would switch his way.
Also, we have a shot of the "Dance Instructor" in mid I'm-the-SHIT head shake.
In the picture below, please ponder with me for a moment WHY he needed to look so...slippery. TF??




This is my new best friend, Orange Slush. She wears an orange sports
bra and is unable to move her body to the sounds of Hip Hop music
without biting her lower lip. Corky up there suffered the same
affliction but was able to resist it more often than Tangerine here.
I'm a bit more alarmed by the look on her face in THIS scene, as it
looks WAY too much like she's trying out her Very First Strap-On and
is being a bit...overzealous with it.
Ouch.


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