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George is forever ragging me for my obsession with my Blackberry. I'm sure I've mentioned before that he calls it my Crack-berry (with good reason). Today I received the following email from my husband. Listed beneath that is my reply. The effect will be complete if you click the links and read along. For the second link, though, you need only read the headline.
From: George
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2006 7:45 AM
To: Gracie
Subject: Hahaha You're a Junkie!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=401646&in_page_id=1770
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From: Gracie
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2006 8:21 AM
To: George
Subject: RE: Hahaha You're a Junkie!!!
Fascinating. Simply fascinating. ALSO highly interesting is THIS one:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=401846&in_page_id=1770
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So many people write to me that they laughed out loud at one or more of my entries. I love those notes. But they always amuse me on two levels. The first being the obvious ego boost that I'm funny and/or tell a good story and the second being unable to resist engaging my creative imagination by picturing people at work or home staring at a screen and bursting out laughing. The image is always funnier when I picture another person being in the room and unable to see the screen of Laughy McGiggles and just sees a person staring at a box and then bursting into laughter. Every time *I* do that, especially at work, I feel a liiiiitle bit crazy because I KNOW how it looks. I like to imagine that the other person sees this and wonders what the hell is so funny about the research document I'm working on? I don't know WHY I need to assume that the observers in my scenarios don't have senses of humor nor the ability to conceive of email and internet and funny things placed in such venues, but they never do. And it makes it more fun for me that way.
Duh...of COURSE I'm on medication.
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So my wonderful new boss has given me permission to work from home several days per week *Insert Angelic Chorus* and I usually have the television on for background noise (both for myself and for the dogs...the less 'outside' noise they hear? The more PEACE I am given).
Today, Montel was on in the background. (I figure if I say "in the background" enough, nobody will assume that I watch this show willingly.)
Montel? PISSES me off. He is so freakin' arrogant and overly impressed with himself. He has this complete inability to let other people speak, especially his guests. And if Sylvia Browne is his guest? Dude NEVER shuts up. He just cannot let go of his ego enough to allow her to have the necessary interaction with the audience. They ask her questions about deceased loved ones and she is supposed to respond, easing their minds, yet Montel jumps in almost every single time and positions himself as the Knower of All Things and proceeds to impart his cheesy, incorrect, annoying opinions. Also he thinks he's psychic. I don't profess to know if Sylvia's actually psychic. In fact, I kinda doubt it these days. She seems to have the same answers for most everyone and too often the people she's speaking to say "No...that's not what happened...it was like THIS" and she then changes her answer. That sorta kills my faith in her. That and the fact that she has a new book out every 5 minutes. Whatever. I believe in her less and less and yet...I still can't help watching her on Montel. Which brings me to the purpose of me writing this. During commercial breaks, just before Montel 'comes back' the show will display a screen pimping for future guests. I rarely read them, but this time I was using the fast forward button on my tivo and it happened to stop right on the screen. AAAAaaand here is what I found:
That Montel employs very dumb people. People who don't believe in LEARNING THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE. Ignorant fools.
Whew. Got a bit out of hand there, didn't I?
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