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I got reeeeally tired of all the new Ziploc bag commercials on television recently. They always show two sets of people. Those who use generic 'zip' food storage bags and... 'smart' people who use ZIPLOC food storage bags. Now...that's not what's so bad. We as a people have come to accept that we will be treated as morons by the very same monolithic companies who wish to receive our cash in exchange for their products. So yeah...I'm USED to that. What bothers me so much about ZIPLOC's latest commercials is that the ever-present idiot in their commercials? The every-man who is supposed to represent US before we become smart enough to purchase their amaaaazing product? Is always a fat person. Usually a fat woman. Also she's frumpy and sloppy. Oh and let's not forget that she's a bad dresser. Who's FAT.
The first commercial, I ignored it. By the third I was annoyed as hell and just HAD TO write ZIPLOC a letter. Duh. It's ME.
And I copied it so you could play along as we watch Gracie dissolve into a shivering mass of anti-consumerism.
Or something.
Dearest Ziploc,
I find it exceptionally offensive that each commercial I've seen for your Ziploc bags lately shows a 'dumb' consumer who uses non-Ziploc bags and, wonder of wonders, they're always fat and sloppy. Was it your intention to imply that fat people are too stupid to shop wisely? Aside from the offensive tone and implication, I would think that anyone with more than 2 brain cells would gather that FAT people are your biggest market. THEY EAT MORE. In closing, *this* fat family is done with your products until you choose to cease the fat-biased marketing ploys.
Love,
Gracie
I have NO doubt they will yank the commercials--posthaste--and will practically kill themselves to send me cases and cases of Ziploc bags just to ensure my Fatty McFatterson family doesn't put them out of business by no longer using their products.
I shall await Mr. Postman with bated breath.
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